David, oh David, I really sympathise
I'm well aware the media is always telling lies
I know what's it's like to be ridiculed
I know what's it like to be scorned
But the difference is that I don't claim to be Christ reborn

David, oh David, I wholeheartedly agree
That something weird is going on with the Royal Family
Yes, they are probably all inbred
And in this day and age out of place
But that doesn't mean they belong to a secret alien reptile race

On the crucifix of mockery
He suffers for you and me
It seems that David's been fed to the lions
But it's less like the bible than the Life of Brian

David Icke, what are you like?
Do you really think your theories are beyond dispute?
David Icke, what are you like?
Messiah in a shell suit
Messiah in a shell suit, yeah

David, oh David, I concur with your observation
That there is a ruling elite bent on global domination
I do think they're a bunch of cunts
I do think they should be stopped
But not because I suspect them to be in league with the dark lord Morlock

If you're really the son of God
I find it a little bit odd
That you found no mortal purpose greater
Than being a football commentator

David Icke, what are you like?
Do you really think your theories are beyond dispute?
David Icke, what are you like?
Messiah in a shell suit
Messiah in a shell suit, yeah