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- A Forgotten Legacy -
The Throne of Fire
1	"It is the Dark Ages, wizards and devils abound. Mysticism and magic are still the practiced arts. In this timeless story of evil versus good a warrior's strength and skill with the sword may not be enough to survive in combat against the dark forces of evil." Director: Michael E.Lemick Starring: Sabrina Siani, Peter McCoy Made in: 1982
	An old woman is raped by the human manifestation of satan. For the next 10 minutes she staggers screaming through a dark forest amidst rain and lightning before giving birth to a hideous slimy child, i.e. the son of the devil. We then skip 30 odd Morack: the bearded one years and find that, although the old woman looks exactly the same, her child has grown up to be a rather handsome man with a beard. Morack, as he is now known, is trying to find the princess Balacan, as he must wed her in order to sit upon the Throne of Fire. This is a big chair which sets fire to people. We never actually find out why Morack wants to sit on it so much - presumably it'd grant him powers of untold destruction. Or maybe it's just really comfy. There's also some stuff about a prophesy, but this turns out to be		quite irrelevant. Anyway, Morack's men set about searching for the princess by harassing a group of muddy peasants. The princess, who happens to be hiding amongst them, throws off her dirty sack-cloth to reveal her true identity (her long blonde hair and armoured bra being unmistakable signs of nobility). Lots of huts are burnt and lots of peasants slaughtered, and soon the princess is captured with a net (what else?), and taken to Morack's castle. A passing warrior called Sigfried tires to rescue her by dressing up as a monk, but then the real monk arrives and the guards call the alarm The Throne of Fire: it sets fire to people and Sigfried has to do lots of fighting. This doesn't really bother him as the guards are generally defeated by being kicked. Eventually, however, Sigfried also gets...
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