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- A Forgotten Legacy -
Outlaw of Gor
	"Return again to the enchanted planet of Gor – a world where primitive and modern technology co-exists under the watchful gaze of the all-powerful Priest Kings. Three years have passed since Tarl Cabot survived his first exciting voyage to the desolate counter-Earth. Once more he is transported back through time and space to the city of Ko-Ro-Ba where the beautiful Talena passionately awaits... When her father is poisoned by Lara, an evil sorceress, he is framed for the crime. But after escaping imprisonment, the outlaw Tarl embarks on a series of wild adventures battling the strange and magical creatures who live in this forbidding universe...” Director: John ‘Bud’ Cardos Starring: Urbano Barberini, Rebecca Ferratti, Donna Denton, Jack Palance Made in: 1989
	Our heroes are in a bar in America, sometime in the late 1980s. This is where Tarl Cabot is drowning his sorrows. He’s soon joined by a Rick Moranis stand-in called Watney Smith. Tarl Cabot is a professor who once had an adventure in a magical world. Watney Smith is an annoying twat who can’t stop speaking. It quickly Tarl Cabot, in his 1980s guise becomes evident that his character’s main function is to highlight Tarl’s manliness. However, Tarl’s only endearing trait is that he’s not as annoying as Watney.		Anyway, Tarl’s ring suddenly starts glowing, lightning occurs, and they both find themselves in a desert. This is a sequel and Tarl has been here before. He is clearly pleased to be back – probably because he got it on with a foxy brunette last time he was here. Plus, in this world, he is revered as a hero. Watney, on the other hand, is deeply distressed. This causes him to lose his glasses, say a succession of annoying things, and repeat Tarl’s name incessantly. Then a gang of horsemen attack. Rather than mounting a charge they decide to ride around in a circle, allowing Tarl to dispatch them one by one using the back of his elbow. After that they enter the city of Ko-Ro-Ba, whereupon it is announced that the legendary Tarl Cabot has returned. Every inhabitant of the city then takes their turn to exclaim the fact (his name is said about 50 times over the course of the next three minutes). When it is fully established that Tarl Cabot is, in this world, revered as a hero, he is reunited with the foxy brunette, Talena.
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