The following morning Britney did not wake up. There was no damp patch as such, just an unsightly mess. Trevor was never able to talk about what had happened that night, as he spent the rest of his life in a high-security asylum. He had been found in the cupboard, gibbering, with semen coming out of his nose. Several nights later Elsa and Zelta were discovered dead in each others arms, having evidently enjoyed a final night of lesbian fun. Madonna organised a tribute concert and snogged tATu on stage.